Kurenai told me that If I like Touhou, then I'm going to like Touhou Soccer.
Me: Jeeze, that sounds lame. I mean, Megaman Soccer...
Kuri: Why did you have to go and bring that up? Anyway, it's not like other soccer games. You'll actually like it. Trust me, that's how I got into Touhou in the first place.

So I start to play it. Hmm.. the graphics are damn good. Like latter PS1 level good. Gameplay is turn based, which is more fun (for me at least) than actually trying to play a normal soccer game. Has all of my favorite characters, so that's a plus.... wait... what's this.... What does this do? HOLY HELL!! DID SHE JUST MAKE A GOAL BY BLASTING THE BALL INTO THE NET WITH A ATOMIC EXPLOSION?!?! HOLY SHIT!! THAT CHICK JUST SENT THE BALL TO HELL IN ORDER TO BLOCK THE GOAL POST!! HOLY CRAP! SHE JUST CUT THE MOON IN HALF!!! WTF?!! THAT WAS AWESOME!!!

Did you ever one think to yourself that something was going to be lame, then you give it a chance and it turns out to be the most epic thing you've ever seen? Honestly, I don't even care about the Soccer aspects, I just want to see the characters blow up half to world to make a goal. It's both halarious and awesome.